Funny Business
A Special Edition of The East Village

Bruce Andrews


Creationist ruby slippers 
Pajama tequila zombie flambe 
Hi-tech fingerpointing -- nice little casualties 
Schmuck thrall pack the kook 
Flirt with persecution, any schmaltz will do 
Nosecone crapshoot -- whatever isn't pleasant 
Nervy as in wallet 
Sapiens-alias disconfidence 
A rental holocaust 
Muzzle retro chiquita helps 
Bilingual, bilabial 
Welcome to torpedo world 
Squeeze houdini -- cocktail slab affirmative slack 
Ulterior bluff fuck with the stack 
Turncoating double-decker gimmick 
Can I try on your ring, can I try on your gun 
Unambitious bulletproof insides or what's outside 
Hype benzedrine 
Toxic caution 
Jazz Heart, cyber leather kickback 
Uber Fuck 
Diva conspiracy 
You don't blow my mind 
Evolution underneath my skin 
Yeahoo -- the props attack the gifts 
Ali-Bubba blubberprint until smears go wrong 
Ambient vigilante Christ per diem 
Blueprinted goo, fresher target 
Organisms with byelines Fort Knox fucked up 
Telltale chiclet 
Mob you mob me 
Operation Mongoose forensic sugar 
No, orderly as in hospital 
Euthanasia sticking out, virtue gets pregnant 
There's no too young, there's too tall... 
Gungho cashmush blamblam greatest cramp of all time 
Roxy proxy scholarship for your face 
Perhaps Kitkat Club -- go-go switcheroo 
Wants to romance every piece of charitable STUFF 
Danger prefab crackerbox cortex 
Chicks & balances 
Atomizably yours 
Tastemaker rainbow coughs blood, chewy chewy american 
You're the beast, you're the bomb 
Necrophiliac chotchkas 
Tree of life charges rent

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