Funny Business
A Special Edition of The East Village







David Bromige



     A as in alphabet 
     B as in baffled 
     C as in congress 
     D as in delicate 
     E as in elephant 
     F as in fornicate 
     G as in grass 
     H as in hands-on 
     I as in idiot 
     J as in jouissance 
     K as in kitchen 
     L as in laminate 
     M as in melody 
     N as in never 
     O as in ocean 
     P as in parentheses 
     Q as in quiver 
     R as in river 
     S as in shiver 
     T as in tether 
     U as in underground 
     V as in vehicle 
     W as in writing 
     X as in xenophile 
     Y as in yellow 
     Zed as in canada 
     Z as in zoological 


     2 

     T as in Tether (2) 

     T as in tether 
     E as in tether 
     T as in tether 
     H as in tether 
     E as in tether 
     R as in tether 


     3 

     T as in Tether (3) 

     Z as in Zuider Zee 
     Zed as in England 
     Y as in Youngstown 
     X as in Xanadu 
     W as in Whistlestop 
     V as in Vancouver 
     U as in Unconscious 
     T as in Tarpits 
     S as in Squamish 
     R as in R 
     Q as in queynt 
     P as in prickly 
     O as in opening 
     N as in noone 
     M as in marry 
     L as in licking 
     K as in kissing 
     J as in jerking 
     I as in innocent 
     H as in hoping 
     G as in guesswork 
     F as in fun fun 
     E as in erotic 
     D as in delicious 
     C as in caress 
     B as in basta 
     A as in answer 
     

     4 

     T as in Tether (4) 

     A as in wanton 
     B as in labile 
     C as in landscape 
     D as in undone 
     E as in wherever 
     F as in defeated 
     G as in nagging 
     H as in wish 
     I as in linger 
     J as in La Jolla 
     K as in lacking 
     L as in alone 
     M as in hormone 
     N as in hormone 
     O as in holograph 
     P as in polygraph 
     Q as in equity 
     R as in tethered 
     S as in surf's up 
     T as in art 
     U as in language 
     V as in lavish 
     W as in prowl 
     X as in lexical 
     Y as in prayer 
     Zed as in dazed 
     Z as in dizzy
     

     5 

     T as in Tether  (5) 

     Z as in closure 
     Zed as in disagreeable 
     Y as in pudendum 
     X as in forbidden 
     W as in divided 
     V as in fingers 
     U as in me 
     T as in gallows 
     S as in river 
     R as in stand up 
     Q as in spilled ink 
     P as in elocute 
     O as in excitement 
     N as in Z 
     M as in breast 
     L as in party 
     K as in Whitman 
     J as in daydream 
     I as in everyone 
     H as in goalposts 
     G as in raisins 
     F as in body hair 
     E as in salary 
     D as in health care 
     C as in the rules of the roles 
     B as in popup toaster 
     A as in tether




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