Funny Business
A Special Edition of The East Village







Jack Collom


 
RESEMBLE HICCUP TO TUBE SLACKER NIAGARA SPINES DU BODYWHELP

 R eicipe for
 E aster egg
 S oup
 E xplodes and
"M y
 B onnie
 L ies" there
 E xploding,
 
 H erself.
 I t rains.
 C andy appears
 C alm in the
 U pper part of the
 P eriscope.
 
"T ry to
 O btain the Captain of..."
 
 T ry? Oh,
 U ndernurse
 B ilkens, if
 E lephants were only beggars, we
 
 S lam it
 L ady*
 A ck-ack von
 C aramba, you
 K now?!?!?!
 E lk marvels
 R ecur as
 
 N ip-nip
 I n
 A  very
 G reat
 A rbolbaum. But oak
 R ump!
 A nother flicking explosion:
 
 S ally laughed(s):
"P erhaps
 I mpton like to
 N uzzle this
 E gg sauce!"
 
 D arkness
 U ndertook itself (slush-io)
 
 B ump. Yes,
 O ut of one "cloud"
 D escended a
 Y ellow
 W heatear. Bird.
"H urray!"
 E xpostulated Mc
 L arry,
 P utting on his fingernews, a slowly.   



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