Improve your gun control, love life
and other relationships this month.
Go to a Chinese restaurant with a
neon sign when you see the southern
cross for the first time and
fortunes will come true. Planetary
configurations imply Pat Benatar
song titles answer every profound
question you wish me to answer.
Eat an in-season fruit. Hell is
for children. Remember to register
your dog before expiration.
Tag another coin in the slot
and I will tell more.