The East Village







David Baratier

Estrella's Prophecies #54

Give up fat-free rice-cakes with real
butter flavor for Lent this year. Assume all
inconclusive medical evidence is corporately
supported. You have poor taste in clothes
that is why people laugh at you. Meditate
on the saying Ugly American for improved
fashion consciousness. Stop buying all those
damn candles and fancy flags with holidays
on them. A close associate will die as a result
of not heeding this warning. Since the next life
is not here, do not worry about it. Your sense of
fashion will improve greatly after going to K-mart.
Free advice will not be charged for this month.
Drop another coin in the slot and I will tell more.




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