![]() | The East Village David Baratier Estrella's Prophecies #54 Give up fat-free rice-cakes with real butter flavor for Lent this year. Assume all inconclusive medical evidence is corporately supported. You have poor taste in clothes that is why people laugh at you. Meditate on the saying Ugly American for improved fashion consciousness. Stop buying all those damn candles and fancy flags with holidays on them. A close associate will die as a result of not heeding this warning. Since the next life is not here, do not worry about it. Your sense of fashion will improve greatly after going to K-mart. Free advice will not be charged for this month. Drop another coin in the slot and I will tell more. Next |